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Scouting Series: Citizenship

The Gormogons Posted on April 14, 2018 by GorTApril 13, 2018

GorT has been remiss in following up his earlier posts about Boy Scouts and merit badges in particular. Today, I am sharing thoughts on a three merit badges: Citizenship in the Community, Citizenship in the Nation, and Citizenship in the … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized

Scouting Series: Lifesaving, Pioneering, Orienteering

The Gormogons Posted on September 5, 2017 by GorTSeptember 5, 2017

The Czar is correct in his previous post in this series, that the skills learned in scouting stick with you. Yes, I can fold my laundry with the best and I know how to iron*. Some merit badges have more … Continue reading →

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The Czar, on Scouting Series

The Gormogons Posted on September 1, 2017 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 1, 2017

GorT sent us a memo last week stipulating that he was going to do a series on scouting, particularly on merit badges. The Czar serves officially as a “committee member at large” for his boys’ scout troop, although everyone refers … Continue reading →

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Scouting Series

The Gormogons Posted on August 30, 2017 by GorTAugust 30, 2017

A week or so ago, GorT came across his old merit badge sash from when he was a boy scout*. Since then I have been mulling over doing a series of posts on Scouting in general and some of the … Continue reading →

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Scouting Redux

The Gormogons Posted on May 26, 2015 by The Czar of MuscovyMay 26, 2015

Seems that whenever there’s a Democrat in the White House, the Boy Scouts become a target for criticism. A number of voices are joining the unfounded and totally unresearched criticism of the BSA policy against water pistols, to which Retired … Continue reading →

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BSA and Condoms: You’ve Been Lied To

The Gormogons Posted on May 24, 2018 by The Czar of MuscovyMay 24, 2018

The fact it appeared on World News Daily should have been a hint, as was its coverage on UK-based websites. But when the Mandarin reported to the Czar that Fox News was covering the story incorrectly, well, the Czar needed … Continue reading →

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Predicting Sex Scandals Is Easy!

The Gormogons Posted on November 30, 2017 by The Czar of MuscovyNovember 30, 2017

Every day, every doofus you hate in politics, media, and entertainment seems to be lining up for the fire exits. In fact, we’re seeing anywhere from three-to-five sex creeps being shown the door. At this rate, there will be no … Continue reading →

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Scouts: Female and Mail

The Gormogons Posted on October 30, 2017 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 30, 2017

Esteemed Eminence; Just to give you a worm’s-eye perspective, when The Darlin’ Daughter was of that age, she bailed on Girl Scouts because they were “boring.” She was much more interested in what her brother, two years her junior, was … Continue reading →

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The Boy Scouts of America Decision: Things to Know

The Gormogons Posted on October 12, 2017 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 12, 2017

What a difference a day makes. The Czar commented only just yesterday about the mystery surrounding the Boy Scouts of America’s consideration of allowing girls to join, and here we are with a full decision to do so. The Czar … Continue reading →

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Disappointment

The Gormogons Posted on October 12, 2017 by GorTOctober 12, 2017

GorT stopped and just stared at the news report on TV last night as they were announcing that the Boy Scouts of America (BSA) are rolling out a plan to include girls in the program. I’m not sure exactly where … Continue reading →

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What’s This? Girls Want to Join Boy Scouts?

The Gormogons Posted on October 11, 2017 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 11, 2017

Of all places, Slate.com has a strange piece about the Boy Scouts of America considering accepting girls into their ranks, and the Girl Scouts of America being, well, kinda pissed about it. The Czar serves as a “committee member at … Continue reading →

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Girl Scouts: Stay Straight; Don’t Turn Left

The Gormogons Posted on May 10, 2017 by The Czar of MuscovyMay 10, 2017

The Czar’s boys are full-fledged Boy Scouts, replete with the traditional skills of fire building, survival shelters, rifle shooting, camping, eating weird foods, and volunteering all over the place, in uniform, to help out all sorts of seemingly lost causes … Continue reading →

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The Truth Behind the Boy Scout Decision

The Gormogons Posted on July 28, 2015 by The Czar of MuscovyJuly 28, 2015

The Czar remains a huge advocate for The Boy Scouts of America (and Girl Scouts, too!). Although some under-educated right wing commentators have incorrectly bad-mouthed the manliness of the BSA recently, the fact remains that Scouting is a dirt-cheap way … Continue reading →

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Being Prepared. Being Very Prepared.

The Gormogons Posted on May 25, 2015 by The Czar of MuscovyMay 25, 2015

As the Left continues to dominate popular culture, the Right obsesses in its quest to develop a Purity Test that will, at long last, eliminate everyone from the conservative cause. The latest surprise potshot was taken at that long-time stalwart … Continue reading →

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Every Once In A While

The Gormogons Posted on March 27, 2013 by GorTApril 6, 2014

GorT generally despises “reality TV” – it’s akin to texting in that it is a cheap way for networks to earn money by airing low budget content (and therefore low-value content) and rake in the advertising money (texting for those … Continue reading →

Posted in Boy Scouts of America, Military, Television, This TV show really sucks, USAF

Why Liberals Hate Boy Scouts. And Football.

The Gormogons Posted on January 29, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Ah, well, it looks like the liberal whackjobs are after the Boy Scouts again, and are fostering the idea that Scouts might consider allowing gays to lead scouting programs. True? False? Actually, these things do not matter to the liberals; … Continue reading →

Posted in Boy Scouts of America, Conservatism, Evangelicals, Gun control, Guns, Immigration, Liberal Fascism, Liberal Idiots, Liberals, Mormons, NASCAR, NFL, Talkin' Football

Still Prepared

The Gormogons Posted on October 20, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

In case you did not know this, the Boy Scouts of America prefer that atheists and homosexuals find a different organization to join. The first makes sense because the BSA is fundamentally a faith-based group, and atheists would not strictly … Continue reading →

Posted in Boy Scouts of America, Journalism, Main Stream Media, Media Bias, Sexual Predators

Mongol Hordes at the Castle Gates? Sure!

The Gormogons Posted on December 5, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Borepatch, whom we read every day, writes your Czar: Man, I don’t know where you find those [Help Wanted ads] (must be a local Alt-Weekly that’s not on the ‘Net), but they were filled with win. BTW, Uncle Jay says … Continue reading →

Posted in Borepatch, Castle Gormogon, Mailbag, Uncle Jay

Meritocracy

The Gormogons Posted on September 30, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Hey, in case your local paper failed to carry this item, the Цесаревич joined Cub Scouts. The Czar is most pleased with this. Even though Cub Scouting is a different activity than when the Czar was involved (Axemanship is not … Continue reading →

Posted in Boy Scouts of America, Gormogonica

Be Prepared…

The Gormogons Posted on August 17, 2011 by The MandarinApril 6, 2014

The Chicago Tribune has an article about the daring rescue by 17-year-old Benjamin Groeper of a man who had fallen off the subway platform as a train was coming into the station. According to the article as other people just … Continue reading →

Posted in Boy Scouts of America, Dirty Liberals, Liberals, Progressives

Mailbag: Consumer Protection Is A Nice Thing (UPDATED)

The Gormogons Posted on October 8, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 8, 2009

The Czar goes through his mail. The almighty Borepatch writes in to say: 😉 (Doesn’t this make you glad you don’t have comments?) Heck, BP, the Czar would welcome comments like that all day long. Trust all is well. Meanwhile, … Continue reading →

Posted in Consumer Rights, Mailbag, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Where’s Ghettoputer?

The Gormogons Posted on July 28, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 28, 2008

“On vacation.” But we really know he’s scouting out a cheaper place to live.

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Posted in Beirut West

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