Man, your Volgi seems to be carrying all the freight today. So, here’s one from the Wildly Entertaining file. The Volgi understands the feeling—oh, yes, he does—but dude, seriously, grab the reins and some perspective.

Dude goes profane and berserk on his editors over the removal of an ‘a’.

Confucius, Œc. Vol.

Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.