Where’s your “no blood for oil” now? China’s got the frickin’ PLA in Sudan to protect its oil deals with the genocidal government, and you decide the best way to deal with the crisis is to go to the UN. Where China’s got a veto. Oh, but wait, you bought a fucking t-shirt. So that’s gotta help. Just like your Free Tibet bumpersticker. The Gormogons are all for an independent Tibet, but kids, the big ol’ question is “how” and short of either an enormous war or the collapse of the government of China, à la the USSR, it ain’t gonna happen.

And now? Oh, yeah, it’s just a coincidence that the Russian’s took a shot at the Tbilisi-Baku-Ceyhan pipeline, the sole conveyance for getting Central Asian petroleum to the West without going through Russia.

These are real wars for oil, you frickin’ idiots, just like Saddam’s invasion of Kuwait. (Oh, wait, he was really concerned about Ottoman-era territorial integrity, right?) Get your head out of your ass and look at the real tyrants and malefactors around the world, instead of self-dramatizing play-acting in which you’re a brave resister to the dark night of fascism being brought down in America. Your college professors taught you to “question authority” and that America’s the greatest source of evil in the world. Question their fucking authority and realize that, however imperfect, we are the last, best hope of liberty in the world.

Confucius, Œc. Vol.

Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.