Man, Ghettoputer is back and on fire with blogging ninjitsu. Truly he is a ninja and a pirate rolled into one. In an attempt to keep up the side, I’ve provided a new quiz to the left. Enjoy the question, “Who’s got the craziest monarchical cognomen?”

And to recap the last quiz (moved to the bottom):

Who is the most likely to identify the real Jack the Ripper?

We have a three-way tie: Encyclopædia Brown (doubtless in “The Case of the Disemboweled Doxies”), Real-Killer Hunter® O.J. Simpson (provided he can make the time), and one believing the wide-spread Fantasy Island/Ripper theory that’s only slightly less popular than Walter Sickert, holding that Hervé Villechaize had, in fact, identified the Ripper, but the secret died with him, God rest his tiny, lisping French soul. (“Mthieu Thcaramanga!”)

For more about Jack the Ripper, visit your local library. Reading Is Fundamental®.

Explain the post title, you demand? Mais bien sûr!

So didja know that Mah Nà Mah Nà was originally composed for a sauna scene in a ’60s Italian softcore “documentary” about sex in Sweden?

Confucius, Œc. Vol.

Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.