Ok, this is terrible, so I apologize in advance. But a website claims—based on God knows what, so I’m not sure that it’s true—that Bill O’Reilly’s wife (who apparently dated Ted Kennedy) was once, um, “romantically” linked to…well, check it out.

If true, that’s the single most surreal fact I’ve seen in a while. Man, New York must be a small town.

Also: Ghettoputer will have no end of fun with this woman’s last name. Because he’s evil.

Confucius, Œc. Vol.

Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.