For any archaeological or Meso-American nerds out there, this is huuuuuuuuuuuuuuge. And, um, wire-service folks, the Mayans didn’t believe in a “mythical underworld,” they believed a literal underworld—that’s what you’re looking at—was where the souls of the dead went. And it was a scary place.

Too damn cool. “These are the days of miracles and wonders,” as Paul Simon once sang.

Confucius, Œc. Vol.

Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.