These… are for you!

Though briefly returned from his quietus to a persistent vegetative state, Mulder is dead to the Volgi again with the Daily Mail/National Enquirer report (via two-fisted, rock-jawed man of action Brendon Donnelly) that the rumors of Mulder’s faithfulness were greatly exaggerated. Viz.:

David Duchovny cheated on his wife for years before finally entering a rehab clinic for sex addiction according to a US magazine.
The X Files star allegedly agreed to seek treatment after heartbroken Tea Leoni discovered his indiscretions and threatened to divorce him.
‘He said Tea gave him an ultimatum: Get treatment or our marriage is over,’ a source is quoted as telling the National Enquirer.

Moron. Reprobate. Sleazeball. Fatuous crapsack. (And I’m not even going into the fact that they have two sons!)

Don’t worry about not getting the opening joke. That’s pretty much just for GorT.

Confucius, Œc. Vol.

Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.