The Paper* reports
Conservatives have immediately rallied to their party’s new star, citing that gun ownership and hunting are indelible parts of American culture. Indeed this point is hard to argue, as John Adams was notorious for having captured what he called a “Skunk Ape” and killing it with his bare hands on the White House lawn in front of a paying audience.
Oh, hell to the yeah. Now I gotta vote for her.
*Charlie Mackenzie: Hey Mom, I find it interesting that you refer to the Weekly World News as “the paper.” The paper contains facts.
May Mackenzie: This paper contains facts. And this paper has the eighth highest circulation in the whole wide world. Right? Plenty of facts. “Pregnant man gives birth.” That’s a fact.
Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.