There’s a reason…
…that the Clintons’ are on record saying the most fair treatment they received was by Fox News. You got crap like the moron pictured (the one in the dress if you need help) spouting off on other news channels. I just sat through 30 minutes of “Hardball” and it was more like “Hardball” for the GOP supporters and “Softball” for the Democrats. He had two young GOP congressmen on and after asking them a question wouldn’t let them finish it. However, once the democrat spokesman was on, Chris Matthews was all ears. How much more in the tank can the media get? Chris Matthews is practically reading off of the democrat attack plan on Sarah Palin and ignores questions like the ones posed by ‘Puter just below. He waives off the fact that Lieberman, the Democrat VP candidate 8 years ago, is backing McCain & Palin. Half the time he can’t pronounce “Palin”. The best part of this waste of 30 minutes of my life was a response from a crowd member poking at Matthews attempts to host Meet The Press. Ugh. Shoot me now.
GorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return it to the past for retroinvention. The profits from this pay all the Gormogons’ bills, including subsidizing this website. Some of the products he has introduced from the future include oven mitts, the Guinness widget, Oxy-Clean, and Dr. Pepper. Due to his immense cybernetic brain, GorT is able to produce a post in 0.023 seconds and research it in even less time. Only ’Puter spends less time on research. GorT speaks entirely in zeros and ones, but occasionally throws in a ڭ to annoy the Volgi. He is a massive proponent of science, technology, and energy development, and enjoys nothing more than taking the Czar’s more interesting scientific theories, going into the past, publishing them as his own, and then returning to take credit for them. He is the only Gormogon who is capable of doing math. Possessed of incredible strength, he understands the awesome responsibility that follows and only uses it to hurt people.