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Great Moments In Teaching, Episode #42,725

The Gormogons Posted on October 6, 2008 by 'PuterOctober 6, 2008

Teachers and unions. Unions and teachers. Put together lifetime tenure, unlimited dollars (pounds) from the public weal, and far left politics and what do you get? This. That’s right, America. Look forward to this well-reasoned position coming soon to a … Continue reading →

Posted in Bad Bad Teacher, NAMBLA, Teachers, Unions

The Future of US Space Exploration

The Gormogons Posted on October 5, 2008 by GorTOctober 5, 2008

With a little prodding from the Volgi, I decided to write about what we can look forward to with regards to our country’s space program. In light of the Chinese and Indians making advancements and the current economic situations, it … Continue reading →

Posted in NASA, Space

Real Borrowers of Genius

The Gormogons Posted on October 5, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 5, 2008

All the usual Sailer disclaimers apply to the site, but this is a hell of a funny post. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com

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Posted in Financial Crisis

Now this is good diplomacy

The Gormogons Posted on October 5, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 5, 2008

Hold a high-level meeting with Kazakhstan, address Russian fears of encirclement forthrightly, and insist up on the right of Russia’s neighbors to act in their own interests. As we’ve noted before, Russian fears of encirclement are often sincere, with deep … Continue reading →

Posted in Condoleezza Rice

Great takedown of Roosevelt (& McCain, a little)

The Gormogons Posted on October 5, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 5, 2008

“The good one who killed bears.” (Quoth P.J. O’Rourke.) …by George Will today. It’s hard not to admire TR as a man, but your Volgi is not much of a fan of his politics. Whom does the Volgi admire from … Continue reading →

Posted in Calvin Coolidge, George Will, Old Johnny Mac, Teddy Roosevelt

John “the Mole” Fancy, R.I.P.

The Gormogons Posted on October 5, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 5, 2008

The Telegraph, home of the world’s finest obituaries here memorializes John Fancy, a WWII RAF warrant officer who likely drove the German POW camp system batty with his sixteen different escape attempts. Alas, the Kommandanten proved more competent than the … Continue reading →

Posted in Hogan's Heroes, John Fancy, Requiescat in pace, World War II

多謝 !!! (That’s “thank you” in Taiwanese)

The Gormogons Posted on October 5, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 5, 2008

Well done, Bush Administration! Arms to Taiwan! The Bush administration on Friday notified Congress of the proposed sale, which includes Patriot missiles, Apache helicopters, submarine-launched Harpoon missiles, Javelin anti-tank missiles and spare parts for F-16 fighter jets. Whew. At last. … Continue reading →

Posted in China, Unfreeze those arms sales to Taiwan already

Bear Watching: Small Wars Journal

The Gormogons Posted on October 4, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 4, 2008

SWJ has an excellent post today tying together the long WaPo piece on Russia and the car-bombing in South Ossetia. The Volgi has been thinking about the car-bombing for a while, and although he hopes it doesn’t come to such … Continue reading →

Posted in Afghanistan, Anna Politkovskaya, Chechnya, Georgia (Sakartvelo), Russia, War, War crimes

It’s Like Christmas, But MUCH Stalkier

The Gormogons Posted on October 4, 2008 by 'PuterOctober 4, 2008

It’s the hap, happiest time of the year!  That’s right, ‘Puter got in a little hunting this afternoon, with his new dog and his youngest boy.  ‘Puter, Boy2 and Dog went out for squirrel.  Didn’t see or get anything, but … Continue reading →

Posted in Boy, Dog, Family, Hunting, Squirrel

Serdecznie dziękuję!

The Gormogons Posted on October 4, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 4, 2008

Poland wraps up its Iraq mission, with, I hope, the gratitude of all Americans. Remember, other than the British, no ally but Poland sent a full division to Iraq. Might I suggest a thank-you note to the defense attaché’s office … Continue reading →

Posted in Iraq, Poland

Janissary Arsonists, or “Are you stupid or malicious?”

The Gormogons Posted on October 4, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 4, 2008

Asks Jennifer Rubin, wondering if prominent Democrats’ indiscreet statements are less accidental than they have been taken to be. Your Volgi has no opinion. This is the ‘Puter’s turf. Especially because it involves his beloved Chuck Schumer. It does remind … Continue reading →

Posted in Chuck Schumer, Democrats, Financial Crisis, Harry Reid, Insurance Panic, Nancy Pelosi, The Worse the Better

He’s ba-ack

The Gormogons Posted on October 4, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 4, 2008

And there was much rejoicing. Mark Steyn has returned to his beat…the world. This week, it’s Biden-Palin, as you can guess, and he’s in love with a girl called Sarah. That’s where Sarah Palin scored in the vice-presidential showdown. A … Continue reading →

Posted in Financial Crisis, Joe Biden, Mark Steyn, Sarah Palin

Gormogonish Awards

The Gormogons Posted on October 4, 2008 by GorTOctober 4, 2008

A brief sidestep here from politics, world aggressions and crises – Much along the lines of the mocking that the Gormogons can appreciate, the 2008 Ig Nobel Awards were released. Peace: plants are people too. The peace award goes to … Continue reading →

Posted in Ig Nobel Awards, Mocking

Syria—Syria!—feels emboldened enough…

The Gormogons Posted on October 3, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 3, 2008

…to stiff-arm IAEA nuclear-weapons inspectors. Buckle up, kids. The next decade or so could get really rough. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com

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Posted in Nukes, Syria

McCain Campaign Suicide Watch

The Gormogons Posted on October 3, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 3, 2008

So, Republicans, you were all happy-clappy that John McCain seemed to have lost the self-destructive instinct that caused him to, say, rip into a major segment of the GOP base in the 2000 South Carolina primary. Guess what? His love … Continue reading →

Posted in Fannie Mae, Financial Crisis, McCain Campaign Suicide Watch

Huckleberry Update

The Gormogons Posted on October 3, 2008 by 'PuterOctober 3, 2008

Our Huckleberry, Val Kilmer, is the voice of K.I.T.T. on the reincarnation of Knight Rider. At least in the pilot. Check out this clip to see why ‘Puter is so enthralled with the show. Maybe it has something to do … Continue reading →

Posted in KITT, Knight Rider, Val Kilmer the Thirteenth Imam

The Obama Youth, paramilitary cheerleader wing

The Gormogons Posted on October 3, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 3, 2008

Is this a parody? Because if it’s not, this is starting to creep your Volgi the fuck out. I know the camo pants are just Public Enemy-inspired (fascist) fashion, but seeing young men in vaguely paramilitary garb praising the Leader … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Liberal Fascism

Ukrainian arms

The Gormogons Posted on October 3, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 3, 2008

So Bad Vlad is raising the temperature on their “Ukraine sold arms to Georgia” claim. Now the claim seems to be either that they were selling arms into a war zone or that they sold arms “in the run-up” to … Continue reading →

Posted in Georgia (Sakartvelo), Russia, Ukraine

Welcome, Carlmogon!

The Gormogons Posted on October 3, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 3, 2008

The Gormogons would like to extend a honorary membership to former Swedish PM and MFA Carl Bildt (r.), for “speaking truth to power” as the hippies say, and potentially getting declared persona non grata by a Russian government clearly high … Continue reading →

Posted in Carl BIldt, Europe, Georgia (Sakartvelo), Russia, Sweden

VP Debate Takeaway: Palin

The Gormogons Posted on October 3, 2008 by 'PuterOctober 3, 2008

Governor Palin sounds exactly like Fran the Squirrel from Higglytown Heroes. Fran the Squirrel is voiced by Edie McClurg, the actress who played Grace the Secretary in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. Palin won the debate with regular Americans. 'PuterAlways right, … Continue reading →

Posted in Edie McClurg, Ferris Bueller, Fran the Squirrel, Higglytown Heroes, Sarah Palin

VP Debate Takeaway: Biden

The Gormogons Posted on October 3, 2008 by 'PuterOctober 3, 2008

Sen. Biden’s obvious plastic surgery (botox, browlift) and bad makeup lead ‘Puter to believe that he is attempting to toughen his image. Note the increasing resemblance between Sen. Biden and well known Klingon Mr. Worf. Perhaps ‘Puter would better like … Continue reading →

Posted in Joe Biden, Klingons, Mr. Worf, Vice Presidential Debate

How About Just Teaching the Kids?

The Gormogons Posted on October 2, 2008 by 'PuterOctober 2, 2008

‘Puter hates unions. Particularly public sector unions. Most particularly teachers’ unions. Organizing against taxpayers, where taxpayers have no choice but to support the union (the government won’t let you take your tax money elsewhere) is fundamentally unfair, and should be … Continue reading →

Posted in Randi Weingarten, Teachers, Unions

Answer: ‘Puter’s Always Correct and the Dem Leadership is Incompetent

The Gormogons Posted on October 2, 2008 by 'PuterOctober 2, 2008

Question: Name two things in this world that are certain. ‘Puter thought about merely updating his earlier post concerning the fine Senate Majority Leader Reid (D-NV), but this development requires its own shaming. Earlier, ‘Puter mentioned Sen. Reid, in comments … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Dean Barnett, Harry Reid, Insurance Panic, Weekly Standard

Carey Price, Stick-Fighting Ninja

The Gormogons Posted on October 2, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 2, 2008

Either that or he’s Neo. Everyone ready for hockey season? Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com

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Posted in Hockey

Russia adds another pretext to go after Ukraine?

The Gormogons Posted on October 2, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 2, 2008

Via Kathryn Lopez. Casus belli, Melvin Belli, what’s the difference? Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com

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Posted in Georgia (Sakartvelo), Russia, Ukraine

RFE/RL Roundup: Bear Watching (10/2) (Updated!)

The Gormogons Posted on October 2, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 2, 2008

So, what’s up with the медведь today? Breaking the Sarkozy agreement and keeping the Europeans out of South Ossetia, schmoozing the Germans, modernizing their nuclear forces (unlike us), spying on the Czechs, monkeying with their democratic window-dressing, and venerating Stalin. … Continue reading →

Posted in Czech Republic, Europe, Georgia (Sakartvelo), Germany, Nukes, Russia

Great Moments In Teaching, Episode #42,724

The Gormogons Posted on October 2, 2008 by 'PuterOctober 2, 2008

What? No happy ending? Ah, teachers. Is there no end to the wackiness their depraved minds can come up with? Today’s recipient of the coveted Great Moments in Teaching Award is Ms. Donna Coulter, third grade teacher at Kissimmee Charter … Continue reading →

Posted in Bad Bad Teacher, Donna Coulter, Kissimmee Charter Academy, Massage, Teachers, Third Grade, Unions

A Little More Gasoline, Mr. Fire?

The Gormogons Posted on October 2, 2008 by 'PuterOctober 2, 2008

In a great example of how not to handle a financial crisis, Sen. Harry Reid (D-NV) decided to incite more market instability. In comments to the press last evening, Sen. Reid stunningly stated We don’t have a lot of leeway … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Financial Crisis, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi

Money talks, bulls— walks.

The Gormogons Posted on October 2, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 2, 2008

V.D. Hanson, eschewing the fustian that sometimes envelops his interesting ideas, here suggests that the collapse of the American financial system could presage some genuinely terrible events on the world stage. You’ll recognize his concern about America’s emboldened enemies from … Continue reading →

Posted in Financial Crisis, War

U.S. ♥ Syria?

The Gormogons Posted on October 2, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 2, 2008

Friend of the Gormogons Steve Hayes reports that Condi requested a meeting with the Syrian FM. So, destabilize Lebanon, assassinate people, that doesn’t count as state sponsorship of terrorism these days, I guess. Maybe they were discussing U.S. support for … Continue reading →

Posted in Syria

Do As I Say, Not As I Do

The Gormogons Posted on October 1, 2008 by GorTOctober 1, 2008

“This leadership team will create the most honest, most open, and most ethical Congress in history” – Speaker-Elect Nancy Pelosi (D-CA), Press Release, November 16, 2006 In the ever growing list of examples why this is far from the most … Continue reading →

Posted in Corruption, Nancy Pelosi

To Our Jewish Friends

The Gormogons Posted on October 1, 2008 by 'PuterOctober 1, 2008

Happy New Year. 'PuterAlways right, unless he isn’t, the infallible Ghettoputer F. X. Gormogons claims to be an in-law of the Volgi, although no one really believes this. ’Puter carefully follows economic and financial trends, legal affairs, and serves as … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized

To Our Muslim Friends

The Gormogons Posted on October 1, 2008 by 'PuterOctober 1, 2008

Happy Eid al-Fitr. Enjoy freedom from the daily fasting of Ramadan for another year. 'PuterAlways right, unless he isn’t, the infallible Ghettoputer F. X. Gormogons claims to be an in-law of the Volgi, although no one really believes this. ’Puter … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized

Why The New York Times is Dying

The Gormogons Posted on October 1, 2008 by 'PuterOctober 1, 2008

The New York Times has issued a diktat that it’s OK for Mayor Bloomberg and the City Council to subvert the will of the people, as expressed through the public’s voting twice to uphold term limits. Apparently, New York City … Continue reading →

Posted in Bloomberg, Giuliani, New York Times - NYT

What’s the Difference Between a Liberal and a Conservative?

The Gormogons Posted on October 1, 2008 by 'PuterOctober 1, 2008

The difference is a conservative judges a person on who he is rather than on the group to which he belongs. For liberals, group identity is more important than individual identity. “But ‘Puter, why are you posting photos of yourself … Continue reading →

Posted in Gay Patriot, Gay Pride, Instapundit, Sarah Palin

Shameful Bias

The Gormogons Posted on October 1, 2008 by 'PuterOctober 1, 2008

Who would’ve thunk it? Bias from a public television reporter against those who would radically cut her funding? Ms. Ifill’s releasing a book, on Inauguration Day, recounting the rise of Blacks in politics, with a full 25% of her book … Continue reading →

Posted in Media Bias, Newt Gingrich, Vice Presidential Debate

TICK…TICK…TICK…

The Gormogons Posted on October 1, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 1, 2008

Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com

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Posted in Hail to the Redskins, How 'bout them Cowboys?, Nutjobs, T.O.

Syria going to invade Lebanon again?

The Gormogons Posted on October 1, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 1, 2008

Amir Taheri says it looks like it. Looks like they’ve got their Operation Himmler false-flag operation all set up, and are just waiting for a Gleiwitz Incident. Credit where credit is due, the pretext of going after Islamist terrorism is … Continue reading →

Posted in Israel, Lebanon, Syria, Terrorism, Turkey

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