Thanks for the link, Blog of Walker, Canada’s leading teenaged right-of-center Vancouver Island blog—now with awesomely insane homoerotic vampire art*! As y’all say north of the border, we’re returning the favor, eh.

And, hey, if you like us too, stick us on your blog and we’ll return the favor. Right over there! Under Blogpimpin’. Unless your blog is all homoerotic vampire art. In which case, Ghettoputer will read it religiously, but we’re not linking to it.

*We kid. It’s Bourguereau’s Dante & Virgil in Hell. D&V are the guys in the back, not the ones kneeing, biting, and doing God only knows what else to each other there. (And look! It’s Francis Ford Coppola’s Bram Stoker’s Dracula† there in the back! They’re those who’re consumed by Wrath. (Fifth Circle of Hell, Inferno cantos 7–8.) Wrath. Hmm. Ghettoputer, you can’t say you weren’t warned.

†Specifically Green Bat Dracula, as opposed to Absinthe-Fancier Dandy Dracula, Loopy Crazy-Haired Old-Guy Dracula, Lucy-Humping Werewolf Dracula, or any of his other incarnations.

Confucius, Œc. Vol.

Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.