You know, what, ‘Puter, I’m giving the Obamas a pass on sending their adorable daughters to D.C. public schools. True, their party is in the tank for the unions that immiserate and miseducate everyone else’s kids (especially those of poor blacks in D.C.—D.C. 93% for Obama, D.C. blacks: 97%. To help give some of D.C.’s impoverished boys a free education, give money here. Now.), but if they want to be hypocritical and do a Clinton, I can’t blame them for not ruining their own children’s education. If you’re going to be a hypocrite, do it for your kids. (Of course, you’ll teach them that rules are for the little people and there’s a great chance they’ll end up as entitled, haughty b—es, but at least they’ll be entitled, haughty b—es who can read, do calculus, and get into an Ivy on other than their parentage and melanin levels.)

By the way, Confucius* says he has it on reasonably good authority that the Clintons didn’t pay a dime in tuition to Sidwell Friends. Shocking, I know. But of course, you all remember the front-page exposés in the Post about that. Or, wait…that was just a dream I had in the coma I put myself into banging my head against the wall about the press’s acting as defense attorneys for Clinton. Thank God they’re going to be more objective about Obama…

*For those who came in late: Confucius (孔夫子) is the name of your Œcumenical Volgi.

Confucius, Œc. Vol.

Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.