The Gormogons express their sympathies to all the Indians and other nationals wounded, or terrorized by the recent attacks in Bombay, and especially to the loved ones of those killed. Requiescant in pace. May the civilized nations of the world join together to obliterate this evil scourge of hostis homini generis.

*The Gormogons are not Hindu or Tamil nationalists and hence use the traditional English spellings of Bombay and Madras. We also say Saigon, Burma, and Rangoon. Don’t like it? Choke on your own impotent fury.

Confucius, Œc. Vol.

Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.