Well, you ask, given the predilection for Cav nostalgia in these parts, what are the Gormogons driving today? Your answer is here.

The Œcumenical Volgi, kickin’ it Honda-style:

Gort, whom you don’t want to cut off in traffic:

And Ghettoputer, with the sweetest ride in all Upstate (at upper right):

All these and more from Holy Taco.

Confucius, Œc. Vol.

Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.