Confucius* says, “Ha.”

Sorry, ’Puter, with card-check a-comin’ in the Transformation into Obama Nation, you’re going to see more and more unionization, with more and more parts of public life coming under the sway of the thugs who can pay off pols to keep them from having to work competitively. Join up early, man. It’s your only hope.

St. James of Hoffa, ora pro nobis.

*For those who came in late: Confucius (孔夫子) is the given name of the Gormogons’ Œcumenical Volgi.

Confucius, Œc. Vol.

Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.