Ghettoputer’s new ride!
Click the graphic to read all about it! Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153
Continue reading →Yearly Archives: 2008
Can ABC Get Some Headline Editors, Please?
Here’s an actual headline from the ABC News website: “When You Can’t Stop Throwing Up: Mysterious Condition Is Difficult to Diagnose, Doctors Say” Really? For true? Okay, Dr. ‘Puter’s here to help out. If the patient can’t stop throwing up, … Continue reading →
She Put the “Kin” in Kintucky
The boys at Kissing Suzy Kolber sure know how to tell a story [warning — strong language]. Although this has nothing to do with the NFL theme of their website, it was just to good for them to pass up. … Continue reading →
Proof of Evolution
Note the prominent jaw, the razor sharp teeth, the vacant eyes, the ornamental lure. Then look at Mr. Angler Fish. Clearly, one evolved from the other. Q.E.D. 'PuterAlways right, unless he isn’t, the infallible Ghettoputer F. X. Gormogons claims to … Continue reading →
It’s time to play the music | It’s time to light the lights
Ok, forget all this political nonsense. Here’s something really important. Forty of the greatest TV theme songs ever. Discuss among yourselves. Your Volgi probably would have had his top five as: Cheers, Five-O, Sanford, Peter Gunn, Mission: Impossible. With maybe … Continue reading →
Mitt the Writer and Detroit Wheels
Mitt Romney channels ‘Puter in a well reasoned New York Times op-ed this morning. Does this sound familiar? A managed bankruptcy may be the only path to the fundamental restructuring the industry needs. It would permit the companies to shed … Continue reading →
Innovation is Key
I’m just waiting for Big Environment to put the kibosh on this effort: A small New Mexico startup company, Hyperion Power Generation, has plans to put small, tamper-proof, self-regulating nuclear reactors in people’s backyards…well, ok, maybe just somewhere in your … Continue reading →
Big Three Prescription: Pain
The Heritage Foundation gets it exactly right in The Foundry. Rather than let Congress run the Big Three in a bailout scenario, let the Big Three file bankruptcy. Bankruptcy court is a far better option for the Big Three than … Continue reading →
Age Discrimination You Can Believe In
‘Puter believes the employer in this instance has a solid argument for its discrimination on the basis of age. One can only dance for the Canadian Ballet for so long before it is apparent to even the least discriminating audience … Continue reading →
Party of Change?
‘Puter gives P.E. Obama and his election staff credit. Somehow, together they convinced a majority of voting Americans that the Democrat party was committed to change. How come the first thing the Democrats have on their agenda is sending another … Continue reading →
Unions Screw American Election Ideals
For a succinct and thought provoking description of what the Employee Free Choice Act championed by P.E. Obama and the Democrat led Congress would mean in practice for management/labor balance of power, see Peter Kirsanow’s post at NRO here. Mr. … Continue reading →
ISI aiding the Taliban?
Shocking. Reports of the ISI’s aiding the Taliban are nothing new Uh, yeah, considering they were the Taliban’s primary foreign backers since before the Russians left. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153
Continue reading →Is Teaching A Profession?
Short answer: no. ‘Puter asks this question seriously. “Profession” is defined as “a calling requiring specialized knowledge and often long and intensive academic preparation.” Based on this definition alone, ‘Puter would concede teaching elementary and secondary education is a profession. … Continue reading →
Illegals and Idiots
Like Speedy Gonzalez, this guy seems to have done everything right, except for being in the United States illegally, which pretty much casts a pall over everything that followed. Unfortunately for Mr. Jimenez, he was selling his house, and his … Continue reading →
Iraqis defeat American Left
The good guys win one. Thank you, Iraq. Plus, this makes things much, much easier for President Obama to simply let Iraq fade beneath the news horizon, giving it a much better shot of continuing to develop into a decently … Continue reading →
Democrats Against Democracy
Very nice post. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153
Continue reading →Same ol’, same ol’…oh wait, I mean change!
“We’ve got 31 of the 47 people in the transition team”…so, what the American people wanted in this election is democrat retreads with a new figurehead. Gotcha. GorTGorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to … Continue reading →
Proposition 8
‘Puter is not for gay marriage. There. He’s said it. But ‘Puter also thinks gay marriage is likely coming to a state near you, regardless. ‘Puter will be against gay marriage when permitted in Upstate (probably soon), but will tolerate … Continue reading →
As HMS Britannia goes down…
…the country’s wits shout defiance from the deck: Via Kathy Shaidle. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153
Continue reading →And for GorT
Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153
Continue reading →This is for GorT’s dad
An old gearhead, if I’m remembering right. Via With Leather. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153
Continue reading →Legalesity
‘Puter, I take your point, but I’m going to have to put an estoppel to your frolic. I don’t want to escheat you out of your fun, pro se, but even though you sent me that delicious hazelnut tort, just … Continue reading →
Fun With Legal Words
‘Puter’s a fan of words generally, and the legal profession has some of the best words ever. The world’s oldest profession actually has the best words ever, but they’re not safe for a family blog. ‘Puter’s two favorite legal words? … Continue reading →
The Unreported Obama Correction
Even after the Dow’s over 514.04 point run up yesterday, the DJIA is down 10.36% from closing on Election Day November 4, 2008 (9,521.26) to market close yesterday November 13, 2008 (8,825.25). As of post time, the Dow is down … Continue reading →
Death Spiral
No, it’s not the code name of my new project*. It’s what we’re facing here in the United States with the rumors of bailouts for the auto industry (as a follow up to ‘Puter’s post). This is an industry that … Continue reading →
P.J., P.J., lama sabachthana?!*
P.J. O’Rourke succumbs to despair and score-settling. His nostrums are all the tired libertarian criticisms of conservatism. Oddly for a fellow of the Cato Institute, he identifies himself as a conservative throughout, despairing at his fellow conservatives’ errors, rather than … Continue reading →
Why Not?
According to Brian Faughnan at The Weekly Standard, labor unions are coming to Washington, D.C. to discuss how to best implement labor’s agenda, including but not limited to the Employee Free Choice Act. This discussion will include what specifically the … Continue reading →
Best O.P. Warehousing Ad Copy. Ever.
First, O.P. is ‘Puter’s code word for old people. It’s so much nicer than ‘Puter’s other phrases for elderly, and sounds cooler than “seasoned citizens.” ‘Puter hates that phrase. And “O.P.” doesn’t tip off the O.P.s that you’re talking about … Continue reading →
The Great War…In Color!
No, not A Quinn Martin Production, a really interesting set of color photographs from the German side (and a couple from the French) of the war that destroyed the West’s self-confidence and set us on this long slide with a … Continue reading →
A “trick” is something a whore does for money… or candy!
As is, oft times, a “movie.” But all right-thinking people should hope this one gets made. For those who don’t get the title. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153
Continue reading →New York = General Motors
For those of you who have been reading along, you know that ‘Puter lives in the socialist paradise of Upstate New York. ‘Puter’s been complaining about the unions, taxes and anti-business policies of New York for years, and more publicly … Continue reading →
CHD, ACORN & the Church
Just to add to GorT’s post, let me note that GorT is, in his almost infinite charity, being too kind to CHD when he says, “Clearly, the CCHD and other organizations like it are doing good work that the government … Continue reading →
One Conspiracy to Rule Them All…
…and in the Darkness Bind Them.* Friend of the Gormogons Claire Berlinski† has written an excellent, very entertaining article on the Ergenekon case, in which Turkish prosecutors claim to have uncovered an massive, incredibly baroque, murderous conspiracy attempting to strike … Continue reading →
Sloths!
This is for Ghettoputer: And the sequel, just for fun: Via Film Drunk. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153
Continue reading →RFE/RL Roundup: Bear Watching (11/12)
Well, your Volgi hasn’t run much news from the Rodina of late, so just to catch y’all up, here we go. Robert Gates is trying to reassure Ukraine and the Baltic states that we’re with them in the wake of … Continue reading →
How Does Hope Govern?
Rather than use the terminology by the Obama transition team spokesperson that Obama is ready to “rule”, I’ll stick with the belief that, as President, he will govern the country. To that end, how does his promises of hope, particularly … Continue reading →
Where’s Joan of Arc When We Need Her?
Finally the Catholic Church has announced that it is cutting off funds to ACORN. Apparently, the history of voter fraud associated with ACORN wasn’t enough to deter the Church (via the Catholic Campaign for Human Development [CCHD]) from creating relationships … Continue reading →
Electrocution Danger is Funny
‘Puter sends his love to Safetycal, Inc. (“Quality and Service Since 1974”) for the best shock hazard safety pictograph character ever. Behold! ‘Puter gives you Mr. Ouch, who bears a shocking resemblance to his fellow warning decal BFF, Mr. Yuck, … Continue reading →
D.C. Public Schools’ Dysfunction: Exhibit 1
Poor D.C. Public Schools Chancellor Michelle Rhee. With friends like these, who needs enemies? Ms. Rhee inheirited a corrupt and failed public school system. Ms. Rhee, with admirable assistance from D.C Mayor Fenty, have tried to untangle the mess years … Continue reading →
Obama’s Version of School Choice
It appears that once again, ‘Puter’s hypocrisy radar is fine tuned. Not that it took a genius to see this one coming. P.E. Obama seems primed to send his daughters to Georgetown Day School (tuition $27,945) or Sidwell Friends, not … Continue reading →
Onward Christian Soldiers
Continuing with our prolific music theme, ‘Puter was at Sunday Mass, and the congregation sang O Christ the Great Foundation, a fairly standard hymn. However, the congregation actually got through all four verses because the procession was excruciatingly slow. ‘Puter … Continue reading →
Rule, Obama!
P.E. Obama’s Transition Team’s co-chair said on Meet the Press this weekend that P.E. Obama will be ready to “rule” us from his first day in office. ‘Puter realizes that this is a slip of the tongue, but it is … Continue reading →
Semper Fidelis II
In California yesterday, United States Marines saved the lives of dozens as a hotel fire broke out, including carrying an elderly man to safety. Not content merely to keep us safe by destroying our enemies overseas, the Marines are now … Continue reading →
Gays Feel Taxpayers’ Pain
Homosexual marriage proponents in California are outraged at the success of Proposition 8 (banning gay marriage), and some of them are behaving very badly. Nothing like convincing black voters of the error of their ways by dropping the N-word on … Continue reading →
Because that worked out so well for the USSR
Ah, Gorby. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153
Continue reading →Kristallnacht
On a less happy note, today is the 70th anniversary of Kristallnacht, the series of pogroms over two days that began the Nazi liquidation of the Jews in earnest. For a fuller description of Kristallnacht, and of the horrors of … Continue reading →
Semper Fidelis
A day early, but happy 233rd birthday to the United States Marine Corps. Here’s a cake. And The Gormogons’ thanks. 'PuterAlways right, unless he isn’t, the infallible Ghettoputer F. X. Gormogons claims to be an in-law of the Volgi, … Continue reading →
The Future of Conservatism
I’m not one to put my political or social beliefs on a bumpersticker. In fact, if you can summarize your beliefs in these areas on a bumpersticker, I’d be really worried. Having said this, I can summarize my feelings about … Continue reading →
Quickies: Pro or Con?
‘Puter’s going to try to be more succinct. Hence, the “quickies” post title. Quickie One. Can we reserve our strong criticism for when President Elect Obama starts doing really stupid stuff, rather than run of the mill stupid stuff? P.E. … Continue reading →
Hey, man, is that Freedom Rock?
Asks Friend of the Gormogons, Redskins fan, and enormous hippie Vic “Torino” Matus* over at Galley Slaves. *Note to Vic’s mom: I’m just joshing about calling your son a hippie. Especially since he mentioned that you called him to tell … Continue reading →
Dave Barry, Honorary Gormogon
For this sentiment (read the whole thing, obviously, as with all his stuff): But also they were capable of understanding a concept that we seem to have lost, which is that people who disagree with you politically are not necessarily … Continue reading →
D.C. Schools Follow Up
A reporter worth her salt would ask the following question at the first appropriate opportunity, assuming in fact the Obamas will not be sending their daughters to the District of Columbia Public Schools. “President Obama, we note that your daughters … Continue reading →
མི་རྒོད་!!!
We’ve mentioned the Volgi’s fondness for Homo vertex before. But given the perspective in that picture, I’m not sure if it this yeti isn’t a little more homo than vertex. I’m telling myself he’s just dragging that guy off to … Continue reading →
D.C. schooling
You know, what, ‘Puter, I’m giving the Obamas a pass on sending their adorable daughters to D.C. public schools. True, their party is in the tank for the unions that immiserate and miseducate everyone else’s kids (especially those of poor … Continue reading →
Put Up or Shut Up
The District of Columbia Public Schools are, for the most part, a horror show, damaged by years of incompetent management and corrupt unionism. Into this toxic brew throw students “raised” by single mothers or grandmothers living in poverty. What do … Continue reading →
W(h)ither Conservativism?
Everyone’s giving free advice concerning the Grand Conservative Reawakening. ‘Puter’s going to get in on the action and offer some of his own free advice. First, don’t throw the baby out with the bathwater. Bedrock conservative ideas (lower taxes, smaller … Continue reading →
Somewhere Ferdy & Izzy are smiling.
Your Volgi was wrong: Spain says, “Thanks for playing, Señor Bin-Laden. Enjoy your lovely parting gifts and these delicious airport tapas.” Via Abe Greenwald @ Commentary, also glad to be wrong. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass … Continue reading →
Great news
China and Taiwan getting along well. Let’s hope this continues. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153
Continue reading →It begins…
Hamas. Iran. Russia. China is on the clock! Mary, patroness of the United States, ora pro nobis. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153
Continue reading →Congratulations, President Obama
With Pennsylvania and Ohio lost, the Gormogons are calling the election for President-Elect Barack Hussein Obama. We congratulate him and his supporters, despite the fact that his policies are decidedly not ours. He is the President of the United States … Continue reading →
Voting in Maryland
So I walked into my local voting place to do my civic duty in the mid-afternoon. The polling place was relatively empty. Of course, I reach for my wallet to pull out my driver’s license to prove who I am … Continue reading →
al-Andalus, May It Swiftly Be Returned to Islam!
So, one of Osama’s sons wants asylum in Spain. The question of interest to me is, why? Just wants a convenient European base of operations for the family business (since Spain was successfully bombed out of opposition to al-Qaida)? ¿Rereconquista? … Continue reading →
Black and not voting for Obama
How tough must that be? Electing a black president (even one with no real connection to the legacy of slavery) has got to be one of the signal events of the long, great struggle to overcome the legacy of slavery … Continue reading →
‘Puter’s Cover Gets Blown
Here’s a picture of ‘Puter on a recent trip to Ralph Wilson Stadium located in Orchard Park, near the world-renowned tourist mecca of Buffalo, New York. ‘Puter and his hausfrau were trying to enjoy themselves some Western New York football. … Continue reading →
Back the Mormons!
Not a sentiment you might expect to find here in our Papist precincts, but this kind of bigotry is vile and reprehensible. So, to all our LDS friends, while we’re never going to agree on theology (which, you know, might … Continue reading →
Is the Volgi gonna have to choke a bitch?
Because this Duke psychologist is moving to the front of the line. Remind me, Duke Psychologist, was it a Republican or a Democrat who wrote “How to Drive Fast on Drugs While Getting Your Wing-Wang Squeezed and Not Spill Your … Continue reading →
Our Next President
Whoever our next president turns out to be, that person will be the President of the United States. “Of course, he will, ‘Puter. That’s just a statement of fact”, you respond wisely. Maybe so, but you’d not know it from … Continue reading →
Election Day
For whatever it’s worth, ‘Puter voted at 8:40 this morning in his undisclosed location in scenic Upstate. The weather couldn’t be better. No rain in the forecast at all. It’s going to be around 70 today in early November, which … Continue reading →
Madelyn Payne Dunham, R.I.P.
Barack Obama’s maternal grandmother has died—one day before she likely would have seen her grandson elected president. Mrs. Dunham sounds like a smart lady who married poorly [usual Sailer disclaimers apply]. She didn’t deserve to be branded a racist by … Continue reading →
Hope and Change?
Is it possible? Is it really possible that Gov. David Paterson may be the fiscal realist that ‘Puter’s been waiting for? ‘Puter doesn’t want to hope; he’s been burned too many times before. It’s telling that a fiscal realist in … Continue reading →
To keep you laughing…
…in these too-humorless times, here’s a terrific piece by Paul Johnson. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153
Continue reading →Losing Japan?
Someone send some generals and diplomats to Tokyo ASAP, please?! Will America abandon long-term ally Japan? Unfortunately, Washington’s most important alliance in Asia is in jeopardy. “Many Japanese analysts and commentators have worried that the United States is losing interest … Continue reading →
Your Ticket to Wonderland Awaits
It’s all good, I’m back from wonderful Nashville, TN from a business conference. Too much standing and talking during the day and wining and dining in the evenings…and then too many political emails overnight. In any event, I did receive … Continue reading →
Welcome to the Human Race!
Self-awareness is one of the fundamental components of a functioning human being. Paris Hilton has finally acquired a sense of self-awareness. Better late than never, ‘Puter says. 'PuterAlways right, unless he isn’t, the infallible Ghettoputer F. X. Gormogons claims to … Continue reading →
Unions to Taxpayers: Screw You!
One of Upstate’s fishwraps actually gets around to looking at an issue that’s bugged ‘Puter for quite some time. Public workers are receiving their full salaries and benefits while doing no work for the public. The time spent not working … Continue reading →
They’ve Got To Be Carefully Taught
C’mon. Really, California public schools? Kindergarteners need to be taught not to discriminate against homosexuals? And sign a pledge affirming their commitment to equal rights for homosexuals? How many kindergarteners do you know who (1) have a good working concept … Continue reading →
Nid wyf yn y swyddfa ar hyn o bryd. Anfonwch unrhyw waith i’w gyfieithu.
My favorite story of the day. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153
Continue reading →Enemies, not opponents…
…is how the Left views those who disagree with them. And maybe so does Obama? Freedom of the sycophantic press! Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153
Continue reading →And now a public-service announcement
Via Dirty Harry. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153
Continue reading →More McCain Hollywood ads
The Juno crew, David Lynch, and Manoj Nelliyattu Shyamalan. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153
Continue reading →Walk of Shame
For those few readers not familiar with the concept of the Walk of Shame, a working definition may be found here. Careful, some strong language at the link. ‘Puter’s fearful that a sizable chunk of the electorate’s going to be … Continue reading →
The Forthcoming War on Choice
And it’s not what you think. John Hood, in this post at National Review Online, gets at something that’s been gnawing at ‘Puter for a while now. The issue is freedom, and our right to be free from unwarranted government … Continue reading →
Hope for America
GorT, can your girls do this this fast? ‘Puter, you might want to work on arranging a marriage with one of your boys. Pace the title, that’s not a rifle, that’s a carbine. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like … Continue reading →
How Taxilicious is New York?
You guys all thought ‘Puter was crazy or whining or both, complaining about New York and its confiscatory taxes. Check this out. Actual facts and data that back up ‘Puter’s foaming-at-the-mouth rants! It’s a ranking titled “Property Taxes on Owner-Occupied … Continue reading →
Hey Instapundit, Where’s My Link?
Glenn Reynolds, blogger extraordinaire, gave Jammie Wearing Fool a link and a shout out for the same analysis ‘Puter’s made previously on New York and its relevance as a harbinger of the likely outcome of the forthcoming Democrat economic plan … Continue reading →
Unions: Messing Up The Economy Since the Great Depression
Two tidbits on unions and the economy. First, unionization prolongs bad times (e.g., the Great Depression) by forcing business to retain less efficient, though more senior, employees and pay unequally talented people equally, resulting in layoffs. Second, union demanded and … Continue reading →
The Party’s Over
Pictured, right, is a photo of New York City during the 1977 Blackout. ‘Puter’s got the distinct unpleasant feeling New York’s entering a new period of fear and turmoil. Today, Gov. Paterson announced that the state budget deficit this year … Continue reading →
Bishop to Biden: Joe, You Ignorant Slut
Well, not entirely. ‘Puter made up the language, with a little help from SNL. But, Biden’s new bishop, the delightfully named Most Reverend W. Francis Malooly, prelate of the Diocese of Wilmington, did put a verbal beatdown on Sen. Biden. … Continue reading →
Obama’s Tax Model In Practice
E. J. McMahon is the Manhattan Institute’s senior fellow for tax and budgetary studies and director of the Empire Center for New York State Policy. In this article in The City Journal, Mr. McMahon lays out the case against New … Continue reading →
On, Wisconsin!
An interesting story from up in The Volgi’s neck of the woods, an inside glimpse into the mating habits of Wisconsinites. C’mon, what’s the big deal? Hasn’t this happened to everyone? One too many Leinies, methinks. Just another example of … Continue reading →
Nightmare Cabinet—5.1
Abashed, your Volgi withdraws “Red” Ron, as ‘Puter had already covered the DOD. Instead, I’ll take as Secretary of State, that world-travelling leader who’s met with many heads of state, “Minister” Louie Farrakhan. He’s in Obama’s Rolodex, and by virtue … Continue reading →
Nightmare Cabinet—5
Ladies and Gentlemen, returning triumphantly to D.C. to work his magical mojo on the Deparment of Defense, it’s SECDEF “Red” Ron Dellums! FIGHT THE POWER! (The power being, of course, the United States.) To Congressman Dellums’ credit, his son Erik … Continue reading →
Ha, ha, fantasy cabinet.
Of course, meanwhile, Barney Frank’s calling for a 25% cut in the defense budget (but he supports the troops! They just have to fight with pointy sticks and rocks. To be fair.), and John Kerry wants a New New Deal. … Continue reading →
Nightmare Cabinet 4: Bike Lanes for Everyone!
Meet Sen. Obama’s new Secretary of Transportation, Ed Begley, Jr. Mr. Begley will have us all riding power assisted bicycles for our daily commute. That’s really practical for regions of the country where it snows about 10 feet each winter. … Continue reading →
Nightmare Cabinet — 3
GorT is up for mocking the Dems…heck, it’s a growth industry if you followed this train of thought. Honorable mention: Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) as Communist…oh crap, I meant, Commerce Secretary. She knows commerce, heck she’s got all those sweet deals … Continue reading →
Great Moments in Teaching, Episode #42,728
Meet Jaime Katheryn Steen, a 26 year old former ag teacher in Fort Stockton, Texas. The lovely Ms. Steen stands accused of sending pornographic text messages to several of her young male charges. She also seems to have bought her underage … Continue reading →
What’s In The Water in St. Louis?
Ah, Missouri. The Show Me State. Home of the St. Louis Baseball Cardinals, Harry S Truman and General Pershing. In fact, ‘Puter lived in St. Louis and the Columbia-Jeff City Metroplex for several years. So ‘Puter naturally has to ask … Continue reading →
Missa solemnis
Spectacularly good overview of the confused state of the Catholic Church’s soul, and what the resurgence of traditionalism may betoken in the coming years, especially if Benedict XVI, PP.M., is with us for a while (Deo favente). Must-reading for Catholics, … Continue reading →
Nightmare Cabinet—2
Say what you will about my erotic adventures in the dungeons of Akmola, but your Volgi can’t exactly frown on that chick’s cellmates for asking. She’s one cute murderess. Just don’t fall asleep afterwards, I’d suggest, ladies. Obviously the pick … Continue reading →