Well, as we try to do, the Gormogons extend a personal welcome to our latest follower, the preemptively-named ObamaScandals.

Alas for the Republic, he or she will probably be busy. (Baby, don’t you want to go | To that same ol’ place | Sweet Home Chicago?)

So welcome, O.S. Thanks for stopping by. Bring your friends.

Confucius, Œc. Vol.

Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.