Wilkommen, bienvenue, welcome
Well, as we try to do, the Gormogons extend a personal welcome to our latest follower, the preemptively-named ObamaScandals.
Alas for the Republic, he or she will probably be busy. (Baby, don’t you want to go | To that same ol’ place | Sweet Home Chicago?)
So welcome, O.S. Thanks for stopping by. Bring your friends.
Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.