Confucius says: Can’t anybody play this game?

So, you’ll remember the gift-giving fiascos of late. Guess what. It gets worse. At right is a picture of the “reset” button we gave the Russians in honor of Joe Biden’s immortal epigram. We famously misspelled the inscription—saying “overload” (peregruzka) instead of “reboot” (perezagruzka, a computer term; an odd choice. Your Volgi would have gone with сброс or перезапуска).

So what’s the big deal? Look at the damn thing. We couldn’t even manage to put the effing Russian in effing Cyrillic. Attention State Department. Cut out the following word and glue it on:

ПЕРЕЗАПУСКА

Don’t say the Gormogons never did anything for their country.

Confucius, Œc. Vol.

Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.