Newt sees it too
As pointed out in numerous posts (just filter on the “Obama” tag) here, clearly the Gormogons believe in some variant of the following: (a) Obama is ill-prepared for the task at hand, (b) what Obama “promised” and preached during the campaign means nothing and (c) the truth will eventually come out on him. I’m reminded of these as I read a recent quote from Newt Gingrich:
So much for healing the country and bringing “red” and “blue” states together.It reminds me of the Nixon White House. And I think that as long as Rahm Emanuel’s there, he’s sort of the Haldeman of this administration. . . I think what they did with the whole Rush Limbaugh thing–they can’t defend signing the 9,000 earmarks, they can’t defend an energy tax increase, they can’t defend Geithner’s failure to pay his income–his taxes, so they decide, “Let’s have a fight over Rahm Emanuel”–I mean, “over Rush Limbaugh.” It is the exact opposite of what the president promised. The president promised to focus on large things, not small things; he promised to bring us together, not divide us.
GorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return it to the past for retroinvention. The profits from this pay all the Gormogons’ bills, including subsidizing this website. Some of the products he has introduced from the future include oven mitts, the Guinness widget, Oxy-Clean, and Dr. Pepper. Due to his immense cybernetic brain, GorT is able to produce a post in 0.023 seconds and research it in even less time. Only ’Puter spends less time on research. GorT speaks entirely in zeros and ones, but occasionally throws in a ڭ to annoy the Volgi. He is a massive proponent of science, technology, and energy development, and enjoys nothing more than taking the Czar’s more interesting scientific theories, going into the past, publishing them as his own, and then returning to take credit for them. He is the only Gormogon who is capable of doing math. Possessed of incredible strength, he understands the awesome responsibility that follows and only uses it to hurt people.