I’m shocked that Ghettoputer, in his pointing to a story about a D.C. bus driver’s sucker-punching McGruff the Crime Dog (or, more accurately, the cop in the costume. Tough for you, Busman.), didn’t impress upon the world his long-held theory that the proper plural of metrōbus is metrōbī.

Confucius, Œc. Vol.

Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.