Do It
For quite a few Americans, today is another election day. Local elections for town mayor, school board, and trustees—while not as glamorous as voting for the young, suave smooth-talking game-changer who promises much and does little—is still very darn important, as these are the day-to-day folks who promise little and do much for your happiness or frustration.
Remember this key Gormogon rule: if you do not vote, you forfeit your right to complain. There are no free rides in democracy, so if today is your day, get out and vote.
Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.