Happy ANZAC day to our Antipodean readers
Those heroes that shed their blood and lost their lives… you are now lying in the soil of a friendly country. Therefore rest in peace. There is no difference between the Johnnies and the Mehmets where they lie side by side here in this country of ours. You mothers who sent your sons from faraway countries, wipe away your tears. Your sons are now lying in our bosom and are in peace. Having lost their lives on this land they have become our sons as well.
—Mustafa Kemal Atatürk, dedication of the Gallipoli memorial
The Gormogons salute the heroes of the ANZAC and the great nations of Australia and New Zealand, on this day of solemnity, sorrow, and transcendent pride.
Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.