Which Ms. Prejean is the Miss USA runner-up? The Czar couldn’t figure it out.

The Czar genuinely detests beauty pagents for all the usual reasons. Unlike most folks, though, he actually knows a former Miss Muscovy who was an in-law to an in-law. And there indeed was a walking stereotype. So the idea of glorifying dingbats is like intentionally seeking additional useless celebrities to worship.

You already know where he is going with this: Miss California, who was asked on the Miss USA pageant whether or not she was for gay marriage. Please note the question, written and asked by useless cultural parasite Perez Hilton, was an opinion question: “Vermont recently became the fourth state to legalize same-sex marriages. Do you think every state should follow suit? Why or why not.”

She thought for a second, and then replied: ““Well, I think it’s great that Americans are able to choose one or the other…we live in a land that you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite-sex marriage and you know what—in my country, in my family, I think that I believe that marriage should be between a man and a woman. No offense to anybody out there, but that’s how I was raised and that’s how I think that it should be—between a man and a woman.”

Although the recording clearly captures people applauding, there were a few boos, as well. And although she was favored to win the title of Miss USA, she lost. Why?

Biased judge Perez Hilton, who admitted that she blew her chances of being crowned because her answer did not appeal to liberals.

Quoth the Hilton: “Honesty is great…However, in an interview this morning, she said that the audience and the judges expected her to be politically correct. Yes. I do expect Miss USA to be politically correct.”

Translation: Miss California should have lied. The problem is she was asked for her honest opinion and gave it. That speaks well for her integrity. Hilton’s condemnation, which included referring to her as a dumb [vagina] and a stupid [canine], shows that the liberals are not interested in truth. They are interested only in getting a free pass for their own selfish dishonesty.

Anyway, the news media and the internet is over-flowing with people on both sides of the question. Some call her a bigot who should not be a role model (please…Miss USA?), and others say she spoke her mind and should not be slammed. Frankly, who gives a crap about her? The sad reality is not that she got penalized for being a conservative, but that the truth remains unimportant to liberal causes.

The Czar of Muscovy

Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.