Look For The Union Scandal
‘Puter didn’t realize that a representative democracy means that the people vote for leaders who are answerable directly to the unions.
Last night at a NYC City Council meeting, the United Federation of Teachers distributed questions on note cards to City Council members for them to ask speakers. The questions were expressly designed to further the UFT’s campaign to stamp out charter schools. Charter schools threaten the UFT because they are non-union and consistently achieve far better education outcomes in even the roughest neighborhoods that those schools run by union hacks.
This behavior is so anti-democratic, and so indicative as to where the real power in New York government lies, that Union President and Hack-in-Chief Randi Weingarten has to respond that “[h]anding out index cards in the middle of a hearing creates the appearance of impropriety.” Really? Just the appearance of impropriety? To ‘Puter it seems as if the UFT got caught out collecting on its bribes, presented in the form of campaign contributions.
The solution for the UFT and Council members, it seems, will be to ensure that the union no longer gets caught governing through its bought and paid for whores. The UFT has no intention of stopping it anti-demcoratic acts.
And, not for nothing, the UFT’s behavior makes clear beyond a doubt that the unions are not in it “for the children” or “for education.” The UFT’s in it to enrich itself and its members at the expense of taxpayers and children, and this is simply the latest object lesson for those willing to see.
Always right, unless he isn’t, the infallible Ghettoputer F. X. Gormogons claims to be an in-law of the Volgi, although no one really believes this.
’Puter carefully follows economic and financial trends, legal affairs, and serves as the Gormogons’ financial and legal advisor. He successfully defended us against a lawsuit from a liquor distributor worth hundreds of thousands of dollars in unpaid deliveries of bootleg shandies.
The Geep has an IQ so high it is untestable and attempts to measure it have resulted in dangerously unstable results as well as injuries to researchers. Coincidentally, he publishes intelligence tests as a side gig.
His sarcasm is so highly developed it borders on the psychic, and he is often able to insult a person even before meeting them. ’Puter enjoys hunting small game with 000 slugs and punt guns, correcting homilies in real time at Mass, and undermining unions. ’Puter likes to wear a hockey mask and carry an axe into public campgrounds, where he bursts into people’s tents and screams. As you might expect, he has been shot several times but remains completely undeterred.
He assures us that his obsessive fawning over news stories involving women teachers sleeping with young students is not Freudian in any way, although he admits something similar once happened to him. Uniquely, ’Puter is unable to speak, read, or write Russian, but he is able to sing it fluently.
Geep joined the order in the mid-1980s. He arrived at the Castle door with dozens of steamer trunks and an inarticulate hissing creature of astonishingly low intelligence he calls “Sleestak.” Ghettoputer appears to make his wishes known to Sleestak, although no one is sure whether this is the result of complex sign language, expert body posture reading, or simply beating Sleestak with a rubber mallet.
‘Puter suggests the Czar suck it.