Brendan Donnelly @ WWTDD:

I don’t know if I ever told you guys this but in 1995 at the Palace Hotel in Nidwalden, Switzerland, all the bloggers and traditional media had a meeting and we randomly drew a celebrity name out of a hat and we agreed to take that person and write a bunch of crazy stories about them, even though they don’t really do anything and they just want to act and send a positive message and really they don’t even go out and party like at all. That’s why you see so many wild stories about Lindsay [Lohan]. It could have just as easily been Natalie Portman or Morgan Freeman or Mindy Cohn. When asked for a comment about this, Lindsay said, “A-ha! I f—in knew it!”

Confucius, Œc. Vol.

Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.