The Gormogons are more than pleased to announce the Mandarin’s choosing to join forces with us. A wise choice on his part, we nevertheless appreciate the analytical rigor, wide reading, and vast reserves of spleen the Mandarin brings to the Gormogonical table.

Drop him a note to welcome him! (Instructions at left.)

Just don’t touch his f—ing queue.

Confucius, Œc. Vol.

Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.