Keeping Things Honest - The Gormogons

In an effort to keep this friendly wager honest, GorT has assessed the security on ‘Puter’s account and believes it to be sufficient (heck, he is the Ghettoputer and therefore, his computer, his account and everything technically related to him are so dated (do you have speakers yet?)) that they are not attractive targets to the Chinese and Russian hackers mapping our criticial, national infrastructure.

Furthermore, GorT has been through the wringer with ‘Puter’s infallibility and/or lack thereof and can likely be objective in this manner. Although, I will caution ‘Puter that he did say “in all professional sports” which clearly is a debating pitfall. NEVER, use such generalizations as “none”, “never”, “all” or “always”. Someone might be able to find a chink in that purportedly armor-clad argument.

Pictured: the knowledge ball – something the ‘Puter’s had to hold in the past. Sorry, terribly inside joke, but appropos with the topic.

GorT

GorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return it to the past for retroinvention. The profits from this pay all the Gormogons’ bills, including subsidizing this website. Some of the products he has introduced from the future include oven mitts, the Guinness widget, Oxy-Clean, and Dr. Pepper. Due to his immense cybernetic brain, GorT is able to produce a post in 0.023 seconds and research it in even less time. Only ’Puter spends less time on research. GorT speaks entirely in zeros and ones, but occasionally throws in a ڭ to annoy the Volgi. He is a massive proponent of science, technology, and energy development, and enjoys nothing more than taking the Czar’s more interesting scientific theories, going into the past, publishing them as his own, and then returning to take credit for them. He is the only Gormogon who is capable of doing math. Possessed of incredible strength, he understands the awesome responsibility that follows and only uses it to hurt people.