The Porto Papacy?
Man, sounds like we almost had the first Papal decampment since Avignon in World War Two. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com
Continue reading →Monthly Archives: May 2009
In A World Where…
An absolutely excellent post on why POTUS Obama makes sense…from the standpoint of a filmmaker doing a trailer for a dud picture. Your Czar is almost alarmed at how closely this all matches up. The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, … Continue reading →
‘Puter is Evil
By now, we’ve all seen the first American recipient of a face transplant. The woman’s story is horrible. She was shot in the face by her husband in an attempted murder-suicide, destroying much of the middle of her face. ‘Puter, … Continue reading →
Just Ask Anyone
Unions destroy companies and hurt workers. Unless, of course, you ask a union hack, quoted in the same post. Also, see, e.g., Los Angeles being required by union rules to pay teachers millions of dollars not to teach while disciplinary … Continue reading →
Seriously
‘Puter’s coming back into work from lunch this afternoon, and what does he behold, but a bike chained to a tree with the anchor chain from the U.S.S. Enterprise (and not the “fun, watchable” Enterprise). See attached photo. The bike … Continue reading →
What’s wrong with the new Star Trek?
The Onion is on the case, as the Czar pointed out to me this morning. I’m surprised GorT wasn’t featured. Trekkies Bash New Star Trek Film As ‘Fun, Watchable’ Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. … Continue reading →
Wait, Theres More!
The Czar needed help with this one. Read this AP release first. The Czar did, and wondered what the hell this was about. The French government wants to shut down internet access to people who repeatedly steal copyrighted material? Good … Continue reading →
I didn’t know there were girls on the Bears!
So I saw this sentence in an article on Caps’ young’un Karl Alzner and figured it might need a little editing. “Of course, he texted a photo of himself holding the ball to his girlfriend and Hershey teammate Sami Lepisto.” … Continue reading →
Mirror, Mirror on the Wall
(Czar here. Following is another fine post by the Mandarin, whose inscrutability increases with each post. Enjoy!) Who is the fairest of them all? POTUS Obama has decided not to attend the National Day of Prayer activities, but will instead … Continue reading →
Well, ‘Twas A Nice Thought
The Democratic leadership is clearly in complete freefall, and running in a blind panic, as the Senate strips Specter of seniority. See also Ghettoputer’s post below.The Czar makes this leap of logic because the media announced the GOP was in … Continue reading →
Re: Michelle, Ma Belle
Has it come to this pass that we have to specifically single out and praise a First Lady for acting like all 44 of her predecessors? Or that silence about a person of the opposite party implies contempt? If so, … Continue reading →
Michelle, Ma Belle
‘Puter feels mildly nauseated for writing this, but here goes anyway. To date, to the best of ‘Puter’s knowledge (which his fellow Gormogons will quickly correct), First Lady Michelle Obama has been an acceptable and non-controversial First Lady. This is … Continue reading →
Instant Karma
Sen. Arlen Specter (D-PA) has been relegated to junior status on all committee assignments except for one, despite his lengthy, pre-party-switching tenure. The committee on which the 79 year old Sen. Specter gets to retain seniority? The Senate Special Committee … Continue reading →
England Savages Free Speech
(Note: the following is by the inscrutable Mandarin, but posted by the Czar until that damn Volgi gets him his own account.)British Home Secretary Jacqui Smith has decided to ban radio talk-show host Michael Savage from entering the United Kingdom. … Continue reading →
What has permeated our society?
Let me begin by saying that I’m going to tread lightly in this post for a variety of reasons, the largest of them being: (a) I’m referring to an incident at my place of employment and (b) it’s a sensitive … Continue reading →
Coming to a hospital near you? (2)
Socialized medicine! It‘s for the children! And poor, helpless old people! Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com
Continue reading →The auto mess gets messier.
“Not since Renault teamed up with AMC to bring you Le Car…” Now that’s what you want to hear when you’re talking about an auto plan! Excuse to post a picture of Le Car—or, wait, a Le Car? Un Car? … Continue reading →
Democrats and School Choice
Remember next time they’re trying to sell you “green” energy or socialized medicine “for the children” or “for the little guy.” They don’t care about people, only power over them and the ability to reward client groups. Children? Eff ’em. … Continue reading →
Stupid-Looking Mirror!
The Czar is not certain whether there is a “Rule Number One” in journalism. Actually, there may not even be an ennumerated list of journalism rules at all, although the Czar would suspect that there could be a hip bullet … Continue reading →
Just to poke the Czar & the Mandarin
Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com
Continue reading →Obama Writes A Letter! Another Miracle!
Mike Stouffer, sometimes cook, tattoo artist, and baseball card collector, wrote President Obama a letter. And—better get ready for this—the President wrote back. Seriously, it’s true! OMG! Stouffer reports “I am humbled by the whole experience. I never thought my … Continue reading →
Find The Common Factor
Q. What do the following events have in common: (1) Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac meltdowns; (2) banking crisis; (3) TARP and TALF; (4) Chrysler fiasco; (5) GM fiasco; (6) housing bubble’s bust; and (7) the soon to occur FHA … Continue reading →
Keeping Things Honest
In an effort to keep this friendly wager honest, GorT has assessed the security on ‘Puter’s account and believes it to be sufficient (heck, he is the Ghettoputer and therefore, his computer, his account and everything technically related to him … Continue reading →
As To Czar’s Challenge
‘Puter accepts. However, should ‘Puter win, in addition to the pelf ‘Puter will acquire, Czar must wear this jersey to a regular season game at Lambeau Field. Against the Bears. While wearing a Bears baseball cap. 'PuterAlways right, unless he … Continue reading →
‘Puter Is (Still) Always Right
Unfortunately, Czar and Volgi doubt ‘Puter’s omniscience. For this heresy, there must be punishment, swift and severe. ‘Puter is dispatching to Czar and Volgi each their own personal Popobawa, which demon will torment them nightly. And ‘Puter stands by his … Continue reading →
Speaking of hockey.
Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com
Continue reading →Re: Da Hocks…
The Czar is stymied by ‘Puter’s total lowering of his guard, especially knowing the Czar’s immense power at calling things early. It was the Czar, after all, who decided the Bulls were unworthy competitors to anyone but the Celtics, and … Continue reading →
Da Hocks
Since when do the ‘Hawks stink, ‘Puter? Well, since Bill Wirtz was around, but he’s dead ‘n’ gone, they’re even in the second round of the playoffs, and looking like one of the franchises poised to dominate the league for … Continue reading →
Blackhawks
The Chicago Blackhawks stink on ice. But they have the best uniforms in professional sports. On this there can be no debate. Bu, guys, next time remember to bring your skates. 'PuterAlways right, unless he isn’t, the infallible Ghettoputer F. … Continue reading →
Go Outside!
It’s too nice here Upstate today to be inside. So wherever you are, get the heck outside. Even if it’s raining and gray and nasty where you are, it’s way better than Upstate in the winter. 'PuterAlways right, unless … Continue reading →
“Does whatever a spider can…”
Interesting reading here – if for no other reason than to have the word “stretchier” used. This has some promising uses like swinging from some unknown skyward structure as one glides down the main streets of your local metropolis. Spiderman…spiderman.. … Continue reading →
Public Service Message from Your Czar
Your Czar is concerned with your health, and naturally has asked his Czarist Imperial Surgeon’s Office to prepare a bullet point list on how you can best protect yourself against the dreaded Swine Flu, which is known as H1N1A, or … Continue reading →
They Don’t Get It
From TownHall. Would that they were only joking. Another post from the inscrutable Mandarin. Enjoy — The Czar The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes … Continue reading →
Первое мая!
Happy May Day to all our readers from the Gormogons, past and present. With the State now owning more interests in banking and manufacturing, the latter in conjunction with organized labor, we look forward to the boon time of endless … Continue reading →
Press, Press, Pull!
Please note: the following is submitted, via the Czar, by The Mandarin, an inscrutable character from the shadows of Gormogonica. While having lunch with Czar the other day in his royal dining hall, the conversation turned to a discussion of … Continue reading →
Meow!
Even since a cougar was shot by Chicago police in a tightly packed urban area—and to be clear, the Czar is discussing the mountain lion puma concolor and not Demi Moore—residents around the Southwest corner of Lake Michigan have been … Continue reading →
Write your own dialogue
Click to embiggen. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com
Continue reading →When they say, “Keep your morals off my science!”
Beware. Via Jonah @ LF. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com
Continue reading →Souter retiring?
Well, that’s a wash. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com
Continue reading →Government Welfare
The title is a term in the federal contracting world for the apparent and inexplicable practice of the federal government repeatedly awarding contracts to certain large, federal contractors after the contractors repeatedly fail. To be honest, I’m sure my employer … Continue reading →