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I’m Confucius, the Gormogons’ Œcumenical Volgi. My partners in world domination here at Castle Gormogon are, in order of midichlorians, GorT, robot from the future, the Czar of Muscovy, an execution-happy despot who likes piña coladas and getting caught in the rain, Ghettoputer, who’s always right (ipse dixit), and the Mandarin, inscrutable genius given to poisons and booting people in the gut.

Set a spell, and y’all come back now, and be among the first to anticipate the Trans-Val-uation.

Confucius, Œc. Vol.

Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.