Followers
Apparently Microsoft’s Internet Explorer 8 is having some issues with the Blogger sites, particularly those that use the “Followers” section. I’ve temporarily taken down that section in an attempt to allow those with IE8 to continue enjoying the site. From my soapbox – there are web standards that if browser implementations just follow much of this would go away. But, unfortunately, we have sites that are built to work with just IE or other sites built to XHTML standards that IE barfs on. There’s plenty of other choices: Firefox, Safari, Opera, and Chrome. each has their own quirks and problems, but by and large, they do a better job at handling websites than IE does.
GorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return it to the past for retroinvention. The profits from this pay all the Gormogons’ bills, including subsidizing this website. Some of the products he has introduced from the future include oven mitts, the Guinness widget, Oxy-Clean, and Dr. Pepper. Due to his immense cybernetic brain, GorT is able to produce a post in 0.023 seconds and research it in even less time. Only ’Puter spends less time on research. GorT speaks entirely in zeros and ones, but occasionally throws in a ڭ to annoy the Volgi. He is a massive proponent of science, technology, and energy development, and enjoys nothing more than taking the Czar’s more interesting scientific theories, going into the past, publishing them as his own, and then returning to take credit for them. He is the only Gormogon who is capable of doing math. Possessed of incredible strength, he understands the awesome responsibility that follows and only uses it to hurt people.