Gor-golf-icon 2009
Par with any good symposium, the Gormogons were happy that the 117 golfers were able to join us yesterday for a wonderful round of golf at the First Annual Gor-Golf-icon Tournament. A slew a celebrities dropped by, amazing us with their dexterity with their clubs. The weather cooperated via the S-Chu (Gesundheit) Geoengineering Climate Controlling Satellites. The outing served as a welcome icebreaker event for those preparing for the grueling days ahead at Gormogicon 2009. We are glad to say that we believe everyone survived the afternoon – even the anxious golfer who tried to play though Ghettoputter’s foursome. The 116 attendees then enjoyed a light repast and beverages before adjourning for the night.
GorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return it to the past for retroinvention. The profits from this pay all the Gormogons’ bills, including subsidizing this website. Some of the products he has introduced from the future include oven mitts, the Guinness widget, Oxy-Clean, and Dr. Pepper. Due to his immense cybernetic brain, GorT is able to produce a post in 0.023 seconds and research it in even less time. Only ’Puter spends less time on research. GorT speaks entirely in zeros and ones, but occasionally throws in a ڭ to annoy the Volgi. He is a massive proponent of science, technology, and energy development, and enjoys nothing more than taking the Czar’s more interesting scientific theories, going into the past, publishing them as his own, and then returning to take credit for them. He is the only Gormogon who is capable of doing math. Possessed of incredible strength, he understands the awesome responsibility that follows and only uses it to hurt people.