How You Do It
Iran rips Britain, and Britain rips ‘em right back.
See, State Department? That’s how you send a message to the protestors. Promising that Twitter will stay open extra late doesn’t do it. And BBC Persia? Great idea to help inspire democracy.
We on the other hand…well, we remain deeply troubled. And silent: cool idea when we were trying to convince Iran that we aren’t behind the protests, but now foolish when they think we are anyway.
Sad day when the Czar thinks a liberal government like Brown’s can teach our State Department how to handle a foreign opportunity. Holy crap. No wonder they dislike Brown so much at home.
Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.