Und now mit…sorry. And now with news that the United States will own 60% of General Motors, the Czar wondered what that would mean for the future of car design. So he asked.

GorTechie fired up his awesomely cool time machine (no, it is not solar powered) and brought back a snap shot from the 2010 Detroit auto show. Enjoy: attached is the future United States of America Attorney General Motors design for all GM cars going forward. The Obama administration wanted a car that the people could enjoy equally. Nothing too much. Nothing too big to fail.

You will buy one, too. Whether you want to or not. If you would like to pre-order yours before the appellate court-ordered rush, it’s the 2010 GM Bergeron.

The Czar of Muscovy

Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.