An Unheavenly Conjunction
The Czar thought it was creepy a while back when Natalie Cole did a duet with her late father.
You know what could be an even weirder duet?
If you have the sort of mind that wonders what that could be like, well, wonder no more.
The Czar likes Buzz Aldrin, especially because he awesomely punched lunatic Bart Sibrel in the mouth when the latter accused the former of faking the moon landings.
And that gives him way more str33t cred than Snoop.
Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.