What a load of…
Remember that Stimulus Bill that POTUS Obama promised the American people would go towards shovel-ready jobs? Jumpstarting the economy? $787 BILLION. Well, here in Maryland we were tagged with about $4 Billion and according to a March 2009 report by the Department of Legislative Services, only 20% of the money is going towards “shovel-ready” projects and jobs. Zero dollars are aimed at new technology or innovating solutions, including those “green-energy” jobs that both Obama and our democrat governor Martin O’Malley touted. Marta Mossburg in the Maryland Examiner points out the following as well in an opinion piece:
And from the looks of it, there is no way the nation will add 600,000 new jobs (ed: referring to Obama’s claim last week of “creating or saving” 150,000 jobs and doing the same for 600,000 more in the next 100 days) as a result of the federal government’s largesse if job postings reflect job openings. My search of www.usajobs.com, a federal government database, shows 43 positions available connected to the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act nationally. There are, however, 47,958 federal government jobs available worldwide.
When I clicked on the “Recovery Act Jobs” link on Maryland’s Department of Labor, Licensing and Regulation Web site, 28 jobs popped up, many of them temporary, paying minimum wage. The highest paying job was listed as a “Financial Compliance Auditor Trainee” for $43,055 – which is about $5,000 less than the average per capita wage in the state. Dividing $4 billion – the amount Maryland received from the package – by 28 jobs, it works out to be about $143 million investment per job created, surely a new record in employment cost-benefit analyses.
Your Gormogons have already pointed out the spin that you’ll hear from the current administration. There is a difference between a child and an adult when facing the fact that you were wrong. The child misdirects (“Bob made me do it”, “It wasn’t me”), blames others (“Susie did it”), resorts to lying and fails to admit the mistake, learn and move on. Most (I hope) adults are wise enough to admit their mistakes, learn from them and does better the next time. Hopefully, this current administration has finished blaming others, misdirecting the cause and lying (or at least masking) about the issues.
GorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return it to the past for retroinvention. The profits from this pay all the Gormogons’ bills, including subsidizing this website. Some of the products he has introduced from the future include oven mitts, the Guinness widget, Oxy-Clean, and Dr. Pepper. Due to his immense cybernetic brain, GorT is able to produce a post in 0.023 seconds and research it in even less time. Only ’Puter spends less time on research. GorT speaks entirely in zeros and ones, but occasionally throws in a ڭ to annoy the Volgi. He is a massive proponent of science, technology, and energy development, and enjoys nothing more than taking the Czar’s more interesting scientific theories, going into the past, publishing them as his own, and then returning to take credit for them. He is the only Gormogon who is capable of doing math. Possessed of incredible strength, he understands the awesome responsibility that follows and only uses it to hurt people.