Sleazebag Russian flunkies insult our president. You know, I thought these photos were just unfortunate moments caught like the G8 “checking out the ass” shot. But looks like not. Pick your explanation: insult the U.S. or not want to touch a black man. Either is possible with some Russians.

Look, Ivan, the Gormogons didn’t vote for Barry O, but he’s the President of the United States, dammit. Have a little respect, you cockroaches feeding on Putin’s dungheap. How did you get your jobs? Oh, that’s right, the time-honored Soviet way: соси хуй, читай Правду, будешь коммисаром.

Confucius, Œc. Vol.

Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.