Fast Food Kills!
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Well the good news is that Soylent Green is not people, but your Big Mac may be.
This brings all new meaning to the saying that if you saw what went into a hot dog, you would never eat one again.
*By the way, if any of you want to visit me in the after life, I’ll be in section D, row 36, seat 2 in Hell.
The Mandarin, whose real name is 吏恆, joined the order in 1309, and introduced the Gormogons into England during the 18th Century.
The Mandarin enjoys spending time with his pet manticore, Βάρἰκος, or Barry (who can be found in the Bestiary). When not in the Castle…well, frankly, nobody is quite sure where he goes.
The Mandarin popularized the fine art of “gut booting,” by which he delivers a powerful kick to the stomach of anyone that annoys him. Although nearly universal today, the act of gut booting or threatening someone or something with a gut boot is solely due to him.