Toilet-bowl-dictatorship edition!

So, we reach out…and are slapped down—by Zimfreakingbabwe.

Mr Mugabe told The Herald newspaper in Zimbabwe that nothing came out of his talks with Mr Carson – his first meeting with a US government official for many years.

“You would not speak to an idiot of that nature,” he said. “I was very angry with him, and he thinks he could dictate to us what to do and what not to do.”

Inconceivable, right? Well, no.

Confucius, Œc. Vol.

Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.