The Czar really hates the United Nations.

You all know this. Muscovy, for example, is not a member of the UN and never will be. Neither is the nation of TJICistan.

The UN, if you don’t realize this, is an anti-American collection of college socialist dope smokers and reprobates who, were they not members of the UN, would be leading platoons of young men dressed in black toward Rome or would be in jail.

The Czar gets annoyed when they make petty threats to other nations when every dictator in the world knows they lack the teeth to back it up, beyond pointing either the United States military or the pockets of the American citizen at every problem they come out of their pot smoke haze to zone in on.

The Czar gets angry when they demand the US be held responsible for every imagined slight in the world, making us to blame for the lack of environmentalism in China and India, the source of world hunger, the fact the dollar is weaker, or that we tend to utilize capitalism to lift our poor out of hunger and misery, as opposed to the other member nations that sip coffee and sit around sunny courtyards bemoaning that the kids don’t read Das Kapital like they used to, and now the poor in their countries have to go ahead and eat fiberglass because their economic infrastructure has collapsed.

So it cannot be a surprise when the UN simply steps out from behind its you-can-thank-us-for-Israel mask and openly says “We are nothing more than radical liberals here to turn you into one of us.” Nor can it be a surprise when certain UN efforts push the Czar’s rage button.

Let us review. The UN is a superstructure of the failed and useless League of Nations. Right. The League of Nations was formed by Woodrow “Benito” Wilson. Uh-huh. Wilson was a staunch progressivist who pushed America into a sometimes brutal dictatorship. Yup. Progressivists were and are liberals that believe every aspect of your life needs to come under scrutiny for how it can be improved to help society as a whole. Yes sir. Progressivists tolerate no discussion or dissent, and provided the infrastructure for everything that continues its attempts to destroy the world from the early 20th Century all the way through today. Got it. If you have trouble following this, just read the purple text.

The Czar wants badly to line someone against a wall and open fire. Or at least hit something hard with a rolled up newspaper. Instead, he will wait in vain for the day that America swears in a bona fide conservative leadership that finally pulls our sorry asses out of the UN, and watches them shut down as their major source of income requires them to sober out and get real jobs. Their days of living in their mother’s basement, spitting out copies of their socialist pamphlets on an iMac, need to come to an end.

The Czar of Muscovy

Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.