According to this report from Foxnews.com, the actor Charlie Sheen is demanding a meeting with President Obama to discuss the “truth” behind the September 11th terrorist attack. Looks like Mr. Sheen holds the same belief of former Green Jobs Czar Van Jones that 9-11 was an inside job perpetrated by the evil Bush-Cheney cabal to enrich their corporate friends.

I hope that Charlie gets his meeting with the President. Maybe he can take the opportunity to fill the President in on the other conspiracies that he has uncovered such as:

1. Where your socks really go when you can’t find them in the dryer

2. Lawn gnomes are actually high powered transmitters and receivers of secret government signals to keep you docile

3. Yellow and blue make green is really a euphemism for … well if you don’t know than you need to turn off the lawn gnome

How Charlie Sheen has not been elected to Congress yet with his great political insights and knowledge of the evil that lurks under the surface of our government is unfathomable to me. Than again, maybe he knows too much and the man is keeping him down.

The Mandarin

The Mandarin, whose real name is 吏恆, joined the order in 1309, and introduced the Gormogons into England during the 18th Century.

The Mandarin enjoys spending time with his pet manticore, Βάρἰκος, or Barry (who can be found in the Bestiary). When not in the Castle…well, frankly, nobody is quite sure where he goes.

The Mandarin popularized the fine art of “gut booting,” by which he delivers a powerful kick to the stomach of anyone that annoys him. Although nearly universal today, the act of gut booting or threatening someone or something with a gut boot is solely due to him.