Labor Day Parade
GorT and family attended the local Labor Day parade. Intermixed with the dozens of fire fighting vehicles (literally, if there were a major fire in the neighboring municipalities, the parade would have lost 50% of the vehicles in it), was the local and state politicians. Now, understand that all of our representatives are democrats. What I found most interesting about the parade was that the democrats and the “democrat central committee” cars were all “historic” (i.e. old gas guzzlers which couldn’t pass a current emissions test) while the republican party’s car was a 100% electric car. Telling? Maybe. Well, make of it what you want.
I’m just happy that Spike HD is showing the “Band of Brothers” series this weekend.
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