Beck took the time to decipher the clues of the Hollywood conspiracy to turn America into a socialist regime. Glenn analyzed photos of Oliver Stone with Chavez on his arm. The two arrived in an armored gondola that Beck noticed flied its flags on the left hand side. Citing numerous seemingly innocuous details Beck wrote them down on a board, showing that if you took the third letter from each word it spelled out “Leftist Despooh,” which we can safely assume is the same as a Leftist Despot.

He went on to go over the reception of the crowd. “What I don’t understand” Beck said “is that if these people love freedom, why did they put up with this. If all these Italians, and foreigners, and Hollywood Elite, really loved freedom, I mean LOVED freedom, why did they allow a Dictator to show up?” According to Beck the movie received a standing ovation from the entire crowd. “Now I’m not saying that the people who saw this movie are planning a Communist Revolution, but until they prove otherwise we have to assume they are.”

Illustration: Is that somewhere near Chandigarh?

Confucius, Œc. Vol.

Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.