To jump on the Czar’s excellent post let me say that two more CIA directors are alive and would have likely signed it but Stansfield Turner is 86 years old (which would add another 4 years of service to the 35 years) and add President Carter’s CIA director to the list. Also, George H. W. Bush for reasosn that should be obvious to the reader, did not sign the letter. His agreement would add another year of service under President Gerald Ford.

This kind of investigation and potential prosecution serves only to damage our national intelligence capability. Something at a time when we need it most. Obama is feigning that he has no control over Holder’s actions and can’t prevent these proceedings from moving forward. He might veil that a bit, but, in essence, it is the shield behind which he is hiding. It is, of course, blatantly wrong – the president could exercise his executive powers and Holder is a member of the Executive Branch and therefore reports to the President. The power, control, praise and blame for this action while directly attributable to Eric Holder, stop and lie on the desk of President Obama.

GorT

GorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return it to the past for retroinvention. The profits from this pay all the Gormogons’ bills, including subsidizing this website. Some of the products he has introduced from the future include oven mitts, the Guinness widget, Oxy-Clean, and Dr. Pepper. Due to his immense cybernetic brain, GorT is able to produce a post in 0.023 seconds and research it in even less time. Only ’Puter spends less time on research. GorT speaks entirely in zeros and ones, but occasionally throws in a ڭ to annoy the Volgi. He is a massive proponent of science, technology, and energy development, and enjoys nothing more than taking the Czar’s more interesting scientific theories, going into the past, publishing them as his own, and then returning to take credit for them. He is the only Gormogon who is capable of doing math. Possessed of incredible strength, he understands the awesome responsibility that follows and only uses it to hurt people.