Ah sō des’ ne, as those sandal-wearing goldfish tenders say. Silly me, I was still calling it “September Eleventh.” I had no idea it had been Day-ified.

Update: Ok, so I’ve been thinking about this for way too long. Shouldn’t it be “Patriots’ Day” or “Patriotism Day?” Because “Patriot Day” makes it sound like it‘s about one patriot. Or the MIM-104.

Confucius, Œc. Vol.

Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.