The Czar wrote “The Czar wishes not to micturate in your Volgi’s cornflakes, but the amazing ability to predict a homerun on a 3-1 count for a particular batter to a particular spot is not always impossible if you have good stats on the pitcher.”

Indubitably. But he called the at-bat and inning. And, most importantly, he was clearly joking.

Confucius, Œc. Vol.

Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.