European In the Toilet
And just a few days ago the Czar was describing how wiggly ferret Tony Blair was most likely going to be named the President of Europe.
And greasy flounder Gordon Brown completely endorsed Blair as the best possible candidate!
Within days, support for Blair has crumbled; France, Germany, and likely other increasingly conservative countries have withdrawn support for Blair or have endorsed other candidates.
Is this a shot a Blair, at Brown, or at the Labour Party’s failed progressivism? Indeed, any of the three is a good sign that Europe may be opening her eyes to her foreshortened future.
Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.