On the Twelfth day of Christmas
…the Gormogons gave to me:
Twelve Dirty Teachers
eleven Volgi weapons
six Man’drin Bootings
five Gor-mo-gons
four bags of mail
three Guest Spots
two Boxing Days
and a Hello Kitty in an orange tree
#12 – Whatever you do in your own home doesn’t need to be shared. Seriously.
#11 – Creative punishments that are disgusting come in at number eleven on the list with this lady referenced here on our site.
#10, 9 and 8 – Prospect High School in California must be so proud.
#7 and 6 – Nothing like a love triangle with two teachers and a student.
#5 – Back to punishments…will they never learn?
#4 – Of course, if you aren’t satisfied with abusing the students, you can abuse drugs like this one.
#3, 2 and 1 – In what has become known as “Horndog High”, I present these two ladies who are still waiting for the “right time” to clear their names (although it sounds like during a dance competition isn’t the right time for them. And new revelations have uncovered a third teacher at the school who was allegedly having an improper relationship with a student.
Merry Christmas and we hope you enjoyed your 12 Days of Gormogon merriment.
GorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return it to the past for retroinvention. The profits from this pay all the Gormogons’ bills, including subsidizing this website. Some of the products he has introduced from the future include oven mitts, the Guinness widget, Oxy-Clean, and Dr. Pepper. Due to his immense cybernetic brain, GorT is able to produce a post in 0.023 seconds and research it in even less time. Only ’Puter spends less time on research. GorT speaks entirely in zeros and ones, but occasionally throws in a ڭ to annoy the Volgi. He is a massive proponent of science, technology, and energy development, and enjoys nothing more than taking the Czar’s more interesting scientific theories, going into the past, publishing them as his own, and then returning to take credit for them. He is the only Gormogon who is capable of doing math. Possessed of incredible strength, he understands the awesome responsibility that follows and only uses it to hurt people.