That Took Only Seconds!
Pffft.
Already we have our first Coakley should have won; she’s just so much nicer love-letter from WaPo.
Did you know she delivers witty poems? Funny roasts? Broadway musicals? Skiing?
Gush!
Did you also know that she perfectly represents what is wrong with the Democrats in Washington? That she views voters as necessary idiots? That she will put the party first before the will of the people? That you can’t just be a Senator because you are a Democrat in Massachusetts, and therefore it is owed to you?
Evidently some guy named Scott won, if you care.
Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.