This Robot Really Sucks
Well it looks like under-socialized nerds living in their mom’s basement now have another reason to not leave home.
For years science fiction writers have dreamed of robotic companions that would service our every need. Well according to the makers of ROXXXY, “She can’t vacuum, she can’t cook but she can do almost anything else if you know what I mean.” Well your Mandarin has a very vivid imagination and I know what you mean – nudge, nudge, wink, wink.
Wow, this is a whole (or possibly hole) new level of depravity.
Quote, “The ROXXXY is 5 feet, 7 inches tall, 120lbs, has a full C cup and is ready for action.” This is some action figure, I can remember being impressed as a kid that my G.I. Joe had Kung-Fu grip. I can only imagine what kind of grip is included in the “three inputs” that ROXXXY has.
Those who may be concerned with buying this product should rest assured that this is not TrueCompanion’s first attempt with this. Their first attempt named Trudy was not as user friendly. It seems that they were able to work out the crabs, I mean bugs.
P.S. Ladies, GorT wants you to know that he is also available for weddings, and honeymoons.
The Mandarin, whose real name is 吏恆, joined the order in 1309, and introduced the Gormogons into England during the 18th Century.
The Mandarin enjoys spending time with his pet manticore, Βάρἰκος, or Barry (who can be found in the Bestiary). When not in the Castle…well, frankly, nobody is quite sure where he goes.
The Mandarin popularized the fine art of “gut booting,” by which he delivers a powerful kick to the stomach of anyone that annoys him. Although nearly universal today, the act of gut booting or threatening someone or something with a gut boot is solely due to him.