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Wednesday: In State of the Union address, President Obama humiliates and embarrasses all nine Supreme Court judges in front of millions of Americans for their decision to overturn McCain-Feingold.
Thurday: In surprise ruling, Supreme Court justices rule 9-0 that President Obama’s 2008 election was sudddenly unconstitutional for a variety of strange reasons, and he is to vacate office immediately. Curiously, the decision, written by Justice Alito, reminds the reader that all SCOTUS decisions are final.
Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.